buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

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drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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roneryanyan:

lol people who think it would fun to have a zombie apocalypse.

zombie apocalypse is the perfect time to get rid of everybody that you have unfinished business with

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